Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

OMG NO AH BRB

Anonymous asked: You don't want people to think you're intelligent?

why would i not want that hahahah yeah, sure. that more than the other two, but i know geniuses that i don’t like because they aren’t nice

Anonymous asked: Would you rather be known as hilarious or beautiful?

hm interesting. um, funny. honestly haha. i don’t know. less fleeting and more substantial of an opinion. but not just saying this, i really would rather be known as nice than either, but hey

Anonymous asked: tell something about your 5 best friends

i am pretty sure i have done this before. but there are five of them, and i really don’t know what i would do without them. 

oh, actually. just counted. there’s four, if i’m not including family. okay. but yeah. i like them. bye

Anonymous asked: hey who is liza? she is so cool i kno dat

she is a straight bitch do not trust her she is a fugly slut i f-wording hate her guts i hope she reads this and cries for hours because that’s how long i’ll be laughing

Anonymous asked: r u in a band r u famous

yes “the cornucopia dipped in ranch dressing with parmesan” check us out